October 25, 2016

On Days Like These; October 2016

The theme song to the 1969 motion picture The Italian Job, a film in which MINI Coopers feature prominently, seems like an appropriate title for a post that begins with a photograph of the odometer on the TDS MINI Cooper Mobile Tactical Unit:




14 years (there's that number again) and 360,000 miles.

Back at TDS HQ, the days weren't always as productive as they might have been:




This is not trick photography.  It's not a mirrored image.  Your eyes do not deceive you.  My attempt at being hyper-productive one afternoon was scrubbed on the launch pad.  T minus forever and holding.

The Technological Plague seemed to stalk me everywhere I went in October:




Following a long day of non-productivity at the office I settled back onto my Davenport and fired up the 800-inch high-def LCD LED 4-D television with the expectation of enjoying some MLB postseason coverage and analysis.  Funny, but losing the MLB Network signal only happens twice a year; during the annual Winter Meetings and during the playoffs.  Not like a baseball fan would want to watch endless hours of those events.

One late October night out on patrol was similarly disrupted:




It was enough frustration-induced anger to give a person double vision:




On the subject of double vision, I was lucky to capture a rather cool-looking dissolve (filmmaking term) during a Reds-Cardinals game late in the season:




[And by the way, take that StL.]

It is precisely when circumstances seem to be working against you that recognition of all that is favorable needs to be thoughtfully considered.  Here at the Ranch, one of those things to be recognized is the onset of autumn and it's brilliant colors and comfortable weather.





Why live in a city when you could live in a veritable forest?





The answer you're searching for, of course, is "physically exhausting yardwork."



These soothing moments of leisure allow time for artistic pursuits.  From home:



.....at work:



.....out to dinner:



.....or at the post office being attacked by wild beasts:



As the Major League Baseball regular season crept into October, there also was time to take in one more Reds game before they packed up the bats and gloves until next spring:



Here, Joey Votto faces former teammate The Cuban Missile in the midst of a late-inning Reds rally.  A rally that fell short.  You know that old baseball adage; Good pitching beats good hitting.

With the oppressive heat and humidity of Ohio summers keeping the natives in the climate-controlled indoors for weeks on end, every opportunity to get outside during autumn must be seized.  Might I suggest dining al fresco at your nearest national, state or local park?







The highlight of October - the highlight of the year to date - was the visit Lou and I paid last week to a mysterious Cincinnati destination that is equal parts legend and myth, that being the private club/baseball museum Green Diamond Gallery.  It's an easy enough place to find in the heart of old Montgomery, just one block south of the Montgomery Inn.  The difficult aspect is simply getting in the door.  Unless you are a $2,400 annual dues-paying member you need to have an invitation.  And to have an invitation, you have to know somebody.  Luckily, I know somebody.

  

I'm fortunate - and very appreciative - to have the greatest friends a guy could have.

Lou and I attended a 3-hour event.  We could have spent all-day had we been permitted.  We could also have photographed hundreds of items but we were too caught up in our sense of marvel and in our discussions to remember often enough to deploy our Androids.  Also, we wanted to be respectful of the owner Bob Crotty and what is after all his private collection (Bob was there that night and gave a brief presentation).  Plus, my Android was having a difficult time locking in its focus in the Gallery's ambient lighting.



Ernie Lombardi game-used catcher's mask (and autograph).




Lou Gehrig game-used bat.



Shoeless Joe Jackson Black Betsy model bat he used on a barnstorming tour.   In a gallery jam-packed with impressive artifacts, Lou and I were perhaps most impressed with this piece of lumber.



Hanging from the rafters over my left shoulder is a 1938 game-worn Lou Gehrig jersey.  Gehrig would only play in 8 games in 1939 before taking himself out of the lineup permanently, as it turned out to be.  The effects of his ALS had begun to take its toll in 1938.  Odd as it may seem to say, he'd experienced a down season when in '38 he hit .295/.410/.523 with 170 hits, 32 doubles, 29 home runs and 114 RBI.   Consider, though, that Gehrig hit in:

1937:  .351/.473/.643 with 200 hits, 37 doubles, 37 home runs and 158 RBI
1936:  .354/.478/.696 with 205 hits, 37 doubles, 49 home runs and 152 RBI

If Lou Gehrig isn't one of your top 10 all-time favorite non-Cincinnati Red ballplayers then you need to re-examine your baseball fandom priorities. 



This is a Walter Alston game-worn jersey I photographed for The Incomparable Joe Wilhelm, the preeminent collector of Smokey Alston memorabilia.

Among the thousands of items were some few that are more tangentially related to baseball:



There is a collection of autographs from Presidents who have thrown out a ceremonial first pitch such as Calvin Coolidge, above.

As you might expect, there were signatures that are simply gorgeous specimens of penmanship, an art lost among modern ballplayers (and me, too).  The examples on display from Johnny Mize are consistently beautiful.  One signature that caught my eye as being particularly interesting stylistically was this:



At the Green Diamond Gallery you can't spit a sunflower seed (not that you should) without striking a Babe Ruth autograph.  A doorman opens the door for you as you leave the gallery.   Stepping through the doorway, onto the sidewalk along Montgomery Rd, this autographed photo of the Bambino bids you farewell.




October 16, 2016

Fall Stars 2016



The autumnal season in the northern hemisphere ushers in blazing arboreal colors, cool crisp air tinged with wood smoke and thoroughbred horse racing championships.  Last week's Prix de L'Arc de Triomphe is generally recognized as crowning the world's best turf horse.  This weekend marks the annual Champions Day of racing at Ascot for which Britons will proclaim champions in a wide assortment of flat races during that country's richest day of racing.  Here in the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave we are just scant weeks away from similarly crowning our own champions when the Breeders' Cup returns to Santa Anita, host for this year's World Thoroughbred Championships.

The purpose behind today's entry here in the digital pages of Heavy Artillery is not to conduct an analysis of the Breeders' Cup races for wagering strategies but rather merely to whet the appetite for the spectacle and scenery of horse racing at its best.

A brief column titled "Life in the Bubble" published by The Blood-Horse last week regarding trending attendance and wagering figures at some tracks also spotlights the burgeoning crowds flowing into Keeneland during its current Fall Meet.  Following the noble yet failed experiment of replacing the dirt main track with a synthetic racing surface and with the return of traditional dirt racing and the excitement generated from having hosted last year's Breeders' Cup, Keeneland is experiencing a dramatic new golden age.  As written here last week; if you haven't been to Keeneland, go.

For those who do not have an inclination towards the written or digitized word but have a preference for visual media, the website AmericasBestRacing.net has two video's which serve to illustrate the same subject. The 5-minute long "ABR Wired" follows Daily Racing Form handicapper and NBC Sports horse racing analyst Matt Bernier as he prepares for an afternoon telecast live from Keeneland just last week.  Watching this video will give you the viewer an interesting behind-the-scenes glimpse into the NBC broadcast but also, and more importantly for our purpose here, is jam-packed with scenic sights and sounds from Keeneland.  With regard to next month's Breeders' Cup, ABR has posted an attractive 12-minute film titled "The Biggest Game in Horse Racing" that strives to explain "the passion, pageantry and excitement associated with Thoroughbred racing's $28 million weekend."  A few elements of the narrative are over-blown, and there is a repeated bit of mispronounced terminology from the narrator that chaffs my flank but the overall product is beautifully filmed and produced.

Roll the credits!

October 9, 2016

Have I Told You, Lately, That Frankie Dettori Is The Greatest Jockey In The History Of Mankind?

Following up on last week's post about the 2016 running of the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, you'll be happy to know that Frankie Dettori, despite having a mount on the race card's 7th or 8th wagering preference, brought home his steed - Order of St George - to a money finish.  



True, Dettori did not win.  As goes that old baseball axiom, "You can't win 'em all."  There was only one Free Money Express and he retired to greener pastures last year.  Breaking from the gate at odds of 18-1 Order of St George rounded out somebodies trifecta nicely.  And the superfecta must've had bettors filling out tax forms into the early morning hours.

Roll the credits!

October 1, 2016

Call To The Post

As the calendar flips to October, the change in months brings the return of preeminent horse racing worldwide.

Today alone there are 14 graded (or in Europe, "Group") stakes races being run at tracks such as Ascot (UK; too late to get your bets down.  Sorry), Belmont Park, Churchill Downs and Santa Anita where the scenic Arcadia, California track is running five - count 'em, five - Grade 1 stakes races in advance of being the host site for next month's World Thoroughbred Championships aka the Breeders' Cup.  If you find yourself at loose ends this afternoon you may want to mosey on down to your nearest track, simulcast, OTB or tune into NBCSN (check your local listings) to watch from the comfort of your own home and begin your Breeders' Cup preparations.

Tomorrow sees the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe.  This 1.5 mile-long $5 million euro turf race is the biggest, most important race run outside of the United States.  Normally held at Longchamp Racecourse in Paris, this year's event will be run at Chantilly Racecourse in - you guessed it - Chantilly, France as Longchamp is closed temporarily for renovations.  




Chantilly makes for a pretty - and pretty good - substitute no?  Oui oui! 

You can read some race course analysis here.  

Longchamp has a long and storied history, including maintaining horse races during German occupation in WW2 when the infield was requisitioned for a German anti-aircraft artillery battery and, completely unsurprisingly, was bombed by American bombers on a daylight bombing run.... on a race day with French race-going fans (and NAZI officers) in the stands.  Perhaps needless to say, Longchamp underwent a significant renovation soon-thereafter, also.

I note that the greatest jockey in the history of mankind, the Italian jock Lanfranco "Frankie" Dettori has drawn the far outside post on a 20-1 longshot named Order of St George (a Keeneland September sale yearling).  If you're going to Chantilly tomorrow, put a handful of francs on Dettori for me.  Despite being the morning line 7th or 8th betting choice - there are a nearly limitless number of UK wagering brokers with their own odds (including horses with hilarious parimutuel odds of 19-10 and 54-5) - many Euro handicapping publications are picking Dettori and Order of St George to finish in the money.  Here is an American synopsis of the leading Arc de Triompe contenders.




October also sees the return of live racing to Keeneland for its 17-day fall meet.  If you've never been to Keeneland, go baby go!

Roll the credits!

Blog Archive

Search This Blog

Total Pageviews