November 17, 2013

[Balmy] November Rain

Today's severe weather outbreak across God's Own Country aka the Midwest generated, among other things, some dramatic skies.  My Android struggled to fully capture the atmospheric palette:





While You Were Out... for the past 50 years!



The Eleventh (and current) Doctor, as portrayed by actor Matt Smith, made his debut in 2010.  This week BBC America goes wall-to-wall with Doctor Who programming, leading up to this Saturday's worldwide simulcast of the 50th anniversary episode (check your local listings).  Below, clips from the era of the Eleventh Doctor:

Series 5 (2010), Episode 2 "The Beast Below."

Series 5, Episode 4 "The Time of Angels."

Series 5, Episode 5 "Flesh and Stone."

Series 5, Episode 10 "Vincent and the Doctor."

Series 5, Episode 11 "The Lodger."

Series 5, Episode 12 trailer "The Pandorica Opens."

Series 6 (2011), Episode 1 trailer "The Impossible Astronaut."

Series 6, Episode 7 "A Good Man Goes to War."

Series 7 (2012), Episode 1 "Asylum of the Daleks."

Xmas 2012 "The Snowmen."

Series 7 (2013), Episode 8 "The Bells of Saint John."

Series 7, Episode 8a "The Bells of Saint John."

November 13, 2013

Autumn to Winter

On Halloween I snapped this autumnal photo (below) of a maple tree in all it's Purdue Boilermaker Old Gold n' Black glory here at The Ranch:




Keeping with the theme, this parent, below, wearing gold (OK; yellow) and black headed towards Oxville's Halloween parade is hereby awarded the prize for best effort:




As you can see, Halloween 2013 in SW Ohio proved to be appropriately gloomy, the dense fog creating an eerie backdrop for the night's festivities.  October went out like a rainbow and November came in like an iceberg:




The photo above is of someone else's ranch, this one located in the desolate hinterlands of Outer Hinterlandia.  Funny, the things you see along the roadside in Outer Hinterlandia:




If I may be so bold as to quote Jonathan Quayle Higgins III;  "Quite."


While You Were Out... for the past 50 years!


2009, +/- a week or so, marked the final year for the Tenth - and best - Doctor, portrayed by David Tennant.  The year consisted of but five episodes and all as "specials;" Christmas 2008, Easter and Autumn 2009, Christmas 2009 and New Year's Day 2010 when the Eleventh, and current Doctor (as portrayed by Matt Smith) took over.  Herewith, some of the highlight's from Ten's final year:

Xmas 2008, "The Next Doctor."

Easter 2009 "Planet of the Dead."

Autumn 2009 "The Waters of Mars."

Xmas 2009 "The End of Time."

Xmas 2009a "The End of Time."

New Year's Day 2010 "The End of Time, Part 2."

New Year's Day 2010a "The End of Time, Part 2."

November 7, 2013

B's Waxed

This past Friday morning I spent a couple of hours reviewing my Breeders' Cup handicapping in preparation for Saturday's day-long excursion to Turfway Park with The B Team Syndicate for the World Thoroughbred Championships; The Richest Day in Racing.  From my seated position on the couch, I was able to look out upon the West 40 of the Ranch and was greeted by this vista (below):




From this same vantage point minutes later, but looking skyward, the clouds broke and the Autumal colors burst into a brilliant, spectacular display:




Outside it was about 55 degrees.  Should it have been a little warmer I'd have thrown the windows wide open to breathe in the pure, fresh Fall air.  Perhaps my Friday morning handicapping session had been somewhat distracted.  Or, perhaps, this is foreshadowing.  I picked up The Old Master of the Turf from his top secret bunker in an undisclosed location Saturday morning at 8:45 and we set a course for Lou's palatial estate.  Half way to Big Brother's, The Old Master of the Turf discovered he had left our tickets to Turfway's Homestretch Room back in his top secret bunker.  I helmed the Jeep 180 degrees in the opposite direction and rapidly we returned to Mr B's top secret bunker.  Was this more foreshadowing?  Am I preparing you for the fact that on Saturday I got my clock cleaned?  Yes, no and maybe.  "Period" [credit: B.H. Obama].

Arriving at Turfway, a rare photographic opportunity presented itself rather incongruously in the parking lot:




I must be off!

Initially I assumed my standard, statuesque pose but Lou suggested I rearrange myself to appear as if I was about to break from the gate.  Mysteriously, this stance more resembles someone about to punch out an unreformed Occupy Wall Streeter.

Inside, The Old Master of the Turf and Lou immediately headed for the ground-floor Homestretch Room.  I took a brief detour upstairs in order to photograph the desolate main concourse.


  

Among my earliest memories of going to the track as a young boy in the 1970s were of standing with Mr B in long lines at these very same betting windows (at left, above) among a multitude of track patrons crowding densely into the dark, smokey concourse.  Nowadays this area is bright, well lit, smoke-free and devoid of human activity.  Unfortunate.  The future of Turfway Park is very much in doubt.  By this time next year, the brand new, state-of-the-art Miami Valley racino (owned in part by Churchill Downs; located just off I-75 in Monroe, Ohio and just a turned double play away from Joe Morgan Honda) will replace the ancient, neglected Lebanon Raceway and the completely renovated, expanded River Downs race track and casino will (re-)open.  Both will place venerable old Turfway Park under unrelenting - probably crippling - competitive pressure.  I am filled with melancholy when I contemplate a near future in which Turfway is but a fading memory.

Next time I go to Turfway - if there is a next time - I'll try to get a few more photos, principally; the grandstand, the box seats, and the paddock.

At last year's Breeders' Cup simulcast, the Homestretch Room's buffet found universal dissatisfaction.  As a manifest result, reservations there for a Derby and Belmont table was noticeably reduced.  This year's Breeders' Cup buffet in the Homestretch Room was a veritable, mixed-sports-metaphor home run. 




Prime rib, Sicilian chicken, two varieties of mashed potatoes, steamed bacon and green beans.  The prime rib may have been the best I've ever had, and I have had more than most human beings.  Additional offerings on the buffet were things called "salad" and a wide assortment of "fruits," whatever those things are.  The cheese and mushroom stuffed ravioli (and tomato sauce) looked good, too, but a guy can only carb-load so much.  The variety of desserts were nearly innumerable.  The chocolate cake (above, right) was dynamite.

As for the day's wagering.... Oh Doctor!

The success rate for the individual members of The B team Syndicate was inversely proportional to how much time was spent studying the Daily Racing Form.  Lou, having not, looked at the Form until 1 hour before post time walked away from the track that night down a few dollars.  The Old Master of the Turf spent a handful of hours the week before looking over the DRF but still took a beating.  Mr B's reverses didn't equal my own, and I had spent 10-12 hours examining every minute detail of the Form.  The Wise Dan Free Money Express rolled again, but no amount wagered on Wise Dan at 8/5 could ultimately have righted the S.S. Hemorrhaging Cash.  Well, perhaps that isn't entirely accurate.   The smartest thing to have done on Saturday may have been to forgo every other race and simply go "all-in" on Wise Dan, but where is the fun in sitting at the track for 9 hours to wager on just one race?  Remember, it's called gambling, not investing.  Here are the four torpedoes which sent my venture to the murky depths:




At left, above, you see The B Team Syndicate's Pick Six.  At the right, above, is my own "back-up" Pick Six.  Between the two tickets were four of six winners.  However, each ticket had but three winners.  

Both Pick Sixes had the #12 Mizdirection in the Turf Sprint.

The Syndicate ticket waded six horses deep into the Juvenile but came up empty.  My back-up ticket had the winner, the #4 New Year's Day (11-1 odds).

The 13-1 Magician winning the Turf Classic struck the magazine and sent the Syndicate ticket down to Davy Jones's locker.  My back-up ticket was, at this point, on life-support for a consolation payout.

The 3-1 favorite - and winner - in the Sprint, Secret Circle, was left off all tickets.  The plug was thus pulled on my back-up ticket.

Wise Dan's victory in the Mile was, by this stage, of no help to the Syndicate Pick Six, and the same goes for Mucho Macho Man's victory in the Classic, which I had included on my back-up ticket.

The winning Pick Six paid $47,500.  The five of six consolation paid $400.




My "Late" Pick Four (above, left) missed on Magician in the Turf Classic but then successfully ran the table in correctly hitting the Sprint, Mile and Classic.  Regrettably, for me, there is no consolation payoff for correctly picking three of four in the Pick Four.  

The winning Pick Four paid just over $3,700.

Women and children having been assisted into life boats, for the Classic I forwent my usual armada of Win-Place, trifecta boxes, superfecta boxes and nobly fired off one last S.O.S., that being a rather large straight exacta on Game On Dude and Mucho Macho Man.  Remind me to never again bet another Bob Baffert-trained horse in any of the country's biggest races.



While You Were Out... for the past fifty years!




Later this month the Doctor Who fiftieth anniversary episode will air to much fanfare.  Today we continue looking back at selected highlights from the previous, re-booted serials.  Linked below are clips from Series 4 (2008):

Series 4, Episode 2 "The Fires of Pompeii."

Series 4, Episode 5 (trailer) "The Doctor's Daughter."

Series 4, Episode 8 "Silence in the Library."

Series 4, Episode 8a "Silence in the Library."

Series 4, Episode 9 "Forest of the Dead."

Series 4, Episode 10 "Midnight."

Series 4, Episode 11 "Turn Left."

Series 4, Episode 11a "Turn Left."

Series 4, Episode 11b "Turn Left."

Series 4, Episode 11c "Turn Left."

Series 4, Episode 13 "Journey's End."

Series 4, Episode 13a "Journey's End."

October 30, 2013

Ripped from the DRF Funny Pages



Handsome Mike?  Raced at Keeneland on October 5th?  That's gotta be me!  Odd, though, that there isn't a Handsome Big Randy on the Breeders' Cup race card.  Speaking of Townies, both real and imagined, check out the Dam (mother) for this Breeders' Cup entry:




Hay Jude!  Get it?  "Hay?!"  Even for a Fab Four-hater like me, I found this humorous.

The aspect that I most enjoy about the advance Breeders' Cup edition of the Daily Racing Form is that it provides readers with the lifetime past performances for every horse that is entered, as opposed to the 6- or 8-most recent races that a track program might offer.  It is usually way down deep into the lifetime past performance of a European or South American or Japanese or Australian horse that I discover new and interesting (and often hilarious) things about racing beyond the amber waves of grain and purple mountain majesty.  For example, this parenthetical inclusion into the so-called "trouble line" of a Euro invader:




A Figure 8 race course?!  For horses?!  Cor blimey!

Here's an evocative race name and host-track setting that offers a gauzy, halcyonic aura of by-gone pastoral days:




The 1-mile 196,600 British-pound Royal Hunt Cup turf handicap at Ascot on June 20, 2012.  Your gauzy, halcyonic daydream ruptures upon the nuclear annihilation of discovering there were 30, count 'em, THIRTY horses that broke from the gate (or the corral or the cavalry garrison or the zoological gardens?) for the Royal Hunt Cup:




Among the more traditional fields of 9 and 15, you see the "30" (upper right, above) that raced for the honor of holding aloft the Ascot Royal Hunt Cup in 2012.  I wonder;  Did Ascot offer a ten-pence 12-horse superfecta box..... No!  A dodecafecta box?  I can imagine the scene now:  "Oy mate!  Gimmie a ten-pence dodecafecta box on 1, 5, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 18, 20, 24 and 30."

Check, please!

[Bonus points to the first person to correctly identify the significance of the twelve numbers above.]

One horse who, reportedly, did not pick up a check for his in-the-money finishing efforts was Vagabond Shoes.  




Twice in the bullrings of Madrid, Spain did Vagabond Shoes scuffle into what evidently was a zero-purse Allowance race.  Huh?  Reading further, Vagabond Shoes, somehow, managed to finish 3rd in a single entry walk-over with a weightless jockey (one J. Crocquevielle) on September 13, 2009.  I will chalk up this past performance line item to "typographical errors" but one can never tell with those inscrutable Spaniards.  ¡Dios mío!

On World Thoroughbred Championship days, the staff at the Daily Racing Form becomes comically indignant at some of the no-hope pre-entries as is evidenced by this comment (below):




You have to love a sarcastic handicapper!



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Here's a Pick Six wagering alert from the DRF's Steven Crist for those of you whom are so inclined:


The biggest change could be in the pick six, where there will be no mandatory payout on Saturday this year.  Usually, the two Cup pick sixes have been separated from the host track's meet, with a fresh pool starting Friday and no carryover from Saturday even if no one picked six of six.
This year, if the regular Santa Anita six is not hit on Halloween Thursday, there will be a carryover to the Nov. 1 Friday Cup card.  If no one picks six on the Saturday Cup card, there will be a carryover to the Santa Anita card on Sunday, Nov. 3, which is the final day of the meet and when there would be a massive mandatory payout.  Pick-six enthusiasts might want to arrange their travel and bankroll plans around the possibility of an added day of high-stakes action.

Of course, the foregoing labors under the wildly speculative presumption that The B Team Syndicate does not hit the Pick Six on Saturday.  Stranger things have happened before.  Like every preceding Breeders' Cup.

There are a number of ways in which you can monitor the potential for this mind-bending reality to occur.  One way would be to watch coverage of the Breeders' Cup Classic on the NBC flagship Saturday evening (check your local listings).  Another way would be to check the Carryover Corner page at Equibase.com.  Also, DRF publisher Steven Crist will keep you updated throughout Saturday at his blog.

If any of you rail birds have an interest in organizing a Sunday Syndicate, shoot me an email (or text).

October 26, 2013

The October Flimsy Pretext

On routine patrol this past week in the MINI Cooper Mobile Tactical Unit I encountered the bovine jailbreak pictured below:




This calf realized the grass really is greener on the other side.

On the 17th I spent part of an evening stuffing my face at The Olive Garden:




I had the whole establishment to myself so I spent much of my meal sending photos of my sumptuous culinary selections to Jude.  He was jealous.

My favorite annual publication is the Daily Racing Form's Breeders' Cup Advance.  The Old Master of the Turf picked up my copy today:



Yes.  I will spend dozens of hours over the coming week studying the Form and will joyously treasure every quiet minute.



While You Were Out... for the past 50 years!



The foregoing was, mostly, pretext to get to today's Doctor Who video clips.  Tomorrow, for those of you who may be blighted by a Professional League of American Rules Football (PLARF) blackout of F.C. Bengals, you may find more enlightening entertainment on BBC America beginning at noon on Sunday in the form of a Doctor Who marathon featuring the Tenth Doctor.  Below you will find selected highlights from Series 3 (2007).

Series 3, Xmas (2006) Episode "The Runaway Bride."

Series 3, Episode 7 "42."

Series 3, Episode 9 "The Family of Blood."

Series 3, Episode 9a "The Family of Blood."

Series 3, Episode 10 "Blink."

Series 3, Episode 11 "Utopia."

Series 3, Episode 13 "Last of the Time Lords."

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