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Speaking from a purely artistic perspective here, perhaps the best sequence of action photos Lou shot at the All-Star Game was of Milwaukee's Ryan Braun - a rules cheater of the worst variety - hitting a triple for the National League in the bottom of the ninth inning.

It's too bad that Ryan Braun is such a malignant jerk.

How about a stirring round of applause for the hundreds/thousands of fantastic photographs Lou shot at the All-Star Game?!

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For the hometown Reds fans, there wasn't much in the 2015 All-Star Game to cheer about from a strictly parochial perspective.  That is, until, the 9th Inning!

Aroldis "the Cuban Missile" Chapman was summoned from his lair deep within the bullpen to pitch.

It must be said, here, that the wild enthusiasm which we all shared for Chappy and which was on display for the eyes of the baseball world to see that July evening was of a time and place before we knew that he was a violent, dangerous threat to civil society.  This was back when we only suspected he was a violent, dangerous threat to civil society.

Action photos!  With 100% less domestic violence!  [Note: The preceding statement is unverifiable and highly dubious.]

103 MPH!  Take that eventual 2015 World Series champion Mike "Mooooose" Moustakas!

Strikeout!  Flames erupting from the Power Stacks!  Additional superfluous exclamation points!!!

Thanks to MLB's historic first-ever suspension for domestic abuse, the Cuban Misogynist will miss the first 30 games of the 2016 season. These are likely to be the only game photos you see of Chappy until sometime in April.

Chapman - putting the "dis" in Aroldis since 2015.

Next in ASG2015; More baseball action from another scoundrel of the National League!  Or, "ASG2015, Good Sportsmanship is Dead."  Or, "ASG2015; It Goes from Bad to Worse (Maybe)."

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Four pitches into the 86th All-Star Game and the American League's lead off hitter Mike Trout jacked a home run deep into the Moon Deck.  I captured the moment with my trusty, antiquated Nikon 35mm:

And with that the 2015 All-Star Game was effectively over.  The Nationals barely registered a pulse and, spoiler alert 7 months after the fact, Mike Trout was awarded  ASG MVP honors.  Trout has now blasted two ASG lead off home runs in his career and has also hit for the cycle (single-double-triple-home run) from the ASG lead off spot during his brief career.  This just in; Mike Trout is pretty good!

Lou got much better photos of the action:

On deck was the eventual 2015 American League MVP, Toronto's Josh Donaldson:

Lou continued firing off snapshots throughout the game:

Such as:

The National League dugout all jammed up with All-Stars.  And is that Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich I see sporting a Reds blue golf shirt at the upper left?  Who does that son of a postman think he is?

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Of course, Josh Donaldson made it safely to first base where he was held on by a National League first baseman not named Joey Votto.  After his near-MVP season, Votto expressed disappointment in himself for under performing during the first half and thus missing his opportunity to play - and perhaps - start for his home team.  Votto recently said he put too much pressure on himself and if there is one thing we have learned about the 2010-2015 Reds, unfailingly they fail under pressure.  Case in point:

Frazier batted with Bryce Harper on deck (above):

And grounded out.  Evidently, winning the previous night's Home Run Derby sapped Todd of his energy.  Albert Poleholtz [sic] squats at first.

Bryce ended the home half of the first inning on another weak grounder:

Between innings I captured some atmospheric selfies because, you know, vanity:

Fooling around with my Android I noticed, overhead, how light from the light tower in the humid evening air was being refracted into a vaporous fog.  Note the top of the right field foul pole in the upper left corner of the photo above.

Who loves ya, baby?!

Is there a game going on?  

Due to the possibility of inclement weather that evening I wore my old Reds cap (the one I refer to as my "rain cap" and wear on - you guessed it - rainy days) instead of my nice Reds cap with the proper white wishbone C logo.  This rain cap rides around with me in the car, year after year, and while it remains structurally sound it is fading rather a lot.

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The biggest attraction of an All-Star Game, its very raison d'être, is for the opportunity to see in person all the best players in the game.  Like Baltimore's Adam Jones (above) who must be in the conversation for best current outfielders.  And like.....

..... Seattle pitcher Felix Hernandez, maybe the best pitcher in the Major Leagues who.....

..... induced another weak ground out by Todd Frazier.

Perhaps the brightest young pitcher today is Tampa Bay's Chris Archer:

Archer is an easy kid to root for; good pitcher, great attitude.  In the photo above he was loosening up in right field between innings.

Detroit's David Price is another easy guy to root for.  He has fans everywhere, including Heavy Artillery sources deep inside the Reds organization.

Everywhere one looked that night, Mike Trout was hustlin'!

Show off!

Eventually, Chris Archer got into the game for the Americans:

Good for him!  This is a kid you need to root for.

And what's this?!

Reds and Pirates exchanging a high-five!

Everybody is modestly respectful of Andrew McCutchen!

The Nationals gave Frazier one more at-bat:

From Home Run Derby champ to All-Star Game chump in less than 24 hours.  Ouch, babe.

The Cubs' Kris Bryant would go on to be the 2015 N.L. Rookie of the Year.

Speaking of bears, coming out of a television commercial break in the later innings, some broadcast advertiser featuring a bear in their ad then had a bear (or maybe it was a guy in a bear suit although I remain unconvinced) in the ball park as part of the promotion and the bear was standing at the back of my section of seats waving to the camera!  

See?!  There at the left?  That's a real live bear!  Right?  Right?!

Next up in ASG2015; the highlight for Reds fans!

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Triple Crown 2016 Nominations Name Game

With the Kentucky Derby trail getting under way, this makes for an opportune time to review list of thoroughbreds nominated for this year's Triple Crown races - the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes and the Belmont Stakes - to see which sires, dams, breeders, trainers, owners might jump out as an early signal for your Derby horse.  It's never too early to select your Derby horse, especially with Derby Futures wagers starting seven months before the First Saturday in May, just be flexible enough to change your mind (and wager) as events develop along the trail.  The B Team does not wager based upon horse names although many race fans do (including some loyal subscribers to Heavy Artillery) and for them it makes a day at the races just that much for entertaining.  Heavy Artillery supports any effort directed at increasing attraction in The Sport of Kings.   Herewith, some interesting names and naming trends among the 2016 Triple Crown nominees.

If you have an affinity for the United States Air Force, this year provides you with a squadron of horses to root for: 

Air Force Blue
Air Vice Marhsall
Airman's Creed
Airoforce
Bombard
Bombs Away

If you have loyalty to other branches of the armed services or a general interest in all things martial:

Admiralty
Alpha Team
Avast Matey
Battery
Battle Tap
Black Ops
Catapult
Cocked and Loaded
Colonel Dan
Decorated Soldier
Flying Bullet
Fort Smith
Foxtrot Charlie
Galileo's Spear (FR)
General Macarthur
Gettysburg
Gun Runner
Knight's Key
Sail Ahoy
Sam Missile (IRE)
Sound the Horns
Start a War
The Lieutenant

If you're a red, white and blue flag waver:

American Freedom
American Promise

If you're an aficionado of strange and/or distant lands (and thus on an NSA watch list):

American Dubai
Arabian Leopard
Aztec Sense
Caribbean
Cotton Town
Destin
French Getaway
Ganges
Gulf of Mexico
Hoffenheim
Irish
Let's Meet in Rio
Oregon
Williamsburg
Zulu
Zulu Alpha

If you're an imbiber:

Cherry Wine
Urban Bourbon
Wine Not

If you're a student of mythology:

Cupid
Demonslayer
Eric the Trojan
Magical Mystery
Sea Wizard
Trojan Nation
Vulcan's Forge

If you're a paleontologist:

Diplodocus

If you're tech savvy:

Direct Message
Emoji Man
Latest Craze

If you're conspicuously consumptive:

Condominium
Dressed in Hermes
Fashionable Freddy
Stradivari

If you're a television junkie:

Eddie Haskell

If you're a student of finance:

Annual Report
Economic Model
Found Money
Money Illusion
Nominal Dollars
Prospectus

If you're a royalist:

Henry the King
King Kranz
Realm
Royal Obsession
Tiznoble
Z Royal

If you're braggadocios or egotistical:

Exaggerator
Hot Item
I Will Score
I.M. Mighty
Ima Monster
I'malreadythere
Prime Time Man
Sorryaboutnothing

If you're married to Bart Patton:

Patton Proud

If you have a specific given name:

Grand Max
Glenn Coco
Is Trevor Clever
Jay's Way
Jess I Am
John Q. Public
Justin Squared
Kelly Tough
Lani
Liam the Charmer
Marty Montana
Mo Tom
More Alex
Richie the Bull
Tom's Ready
Uncle Jerry
Urlacher
Van Damme
Wild About Deb

If you're a navigationist:

Driven West
Never Gone South
Northwest Tale
Southwest Trail
Westfest

If you're a believer in faith:

Adventist
Creator
Divine Shift
Fellowship
Mighty Moses
Perfect Saint
Saint Ignatius
Ten Blessings
Unexplained

If you like animals:

Billy's Kitten
Birdsong
Classy Bird
Eternal Bird
Great Dane
Mooose

If you're a 21st century Democratic Party voter:

Adios Reality

The best of the rest:

Commend
Hard Hitter
Highly Prized (GB)
Hollywood Strike
Isotherm
Inside Straight
Kiss Limit
Memories of Winter
Molasses Brown
Opportunistic
Percolator
Pinson
Scholar Athlete
Swipe
Thirdhalf
Twenty Four Seven

Best Futures Bet:

Ziconic

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